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Kicked In The Nuts!

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    rhj June 25, 2009 at 12:04 am #

    holy crap im fired up and pisssed the fuck off.what bige mikes money aint green or some shit i have always used advanced nuts.and have always wonder why advanceds nuts arent ever on any selfs in the stores i go to.time to boycott all thes fake ass stores.and from hear on out if you aint using advanced your cliped.
    p.s thanks big mike dont ever lose your passion for what you do

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    OGDGAF June 25, 2009 at 12:14 am #

    wow i learned some stuff i didnt know before..ur awesome big mike..keep on fighting the good fight

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    Desert Sage June 25, 2009 at 8:59 am #

    Yo Big Mike! Rip ’em up and piss on the pieces!

    We need T-Shirts! We need Ball Caps! We need Wallpapers and bumper stickers and keychain fobs. We need li’l alarm clocks with Advanced Nutrient logo on the face plate. I want a Big Fat Juicy Bud coffee mug!!

    If you’re gonna have a War…you gotta have the Propaganda!! Psych Warfare. Guerrilla Warfare man!! Win their hearts…and their ass will follow!

    Nothin’ but AN on my shelf.


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    Desert Sage June 25, 2009 at 11:21 am #

    Really want to get a storm going?

    Try a NASCAR Sponsorship! That’ll empty their sails.

    Or be one of the biggie contributors to the Cannibus Cup (et al) smoke-offs.

    Might even set up a college grant program for star Chemists and Horticulturalists.

    Have available to your customers (me) an avenue (email address?) to indicate I had been to a Hydro Shop asking for your product and was turned away. With that ability to obtain specific shop name/address, you can initiate one-on-one PR efforts to get them to see your side of the affair. Especially when you remind them that a potential customer was ready to spend hundreds on nutrients…and probably will do so…but not with them, because the customer specifically wants AN – not just any old nutrient. Hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars, just walked out their door.


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    mikey June 25, 2009 at 12:28 pm #

    i started using ur product this year i bought the heavy harvest spring,fall,and summer.and im telling u ive watered three time this year and i just started the summer blend and i cant get over how big they are ive never had 7ft plants starting at summer there usely 4ft right now.so thats the best outdoor food there is.big mike im wanting too find out about the ph/ppm perfect stuff i can not get no info and i dont no what too buy so i would love too here from u and no what too bye.so keep up the great work !

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    Dennis June 25, 2009 at 1:37 pm #

    As a amateur and now as a professional, I use your products for one reason, they work! A little higher cost upfront has always translated to bigger and tastier crops. I used same clones as my buddy, he used botanicare line, I used A.N. His were crap mine were amazing. Same conditions, he swears by A.N. now.
    I run MediHarvest.com, online Medical Marijuana Collective in CA. Any testimonial you want, you got it. Anyway I can help, let me know. It’s time to be open and aboveboard. I grow pot and distribute to members of the collective. All done online, I am open and real about it. Nothing shady here.
    Level the playing field and game on. You will kick their ass Mike. Good Luck, keep up the good work.
    Doc Noledge

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    Gabe and Noel from Cali "THC Expo" June 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm #

    The smack down “Million Dollar” Challenge has been heard loud and clear in Cali., we support you at Advance Nutrients 100%, I use the Sensi 2 part and I can’t say enough, the freakin stuff is freakin amazing compared to other growers I now that went cheap and use “the good old boys stuff”, they saw the light when they saw mine, they are finishing up and switchin to Advance Nut’s, they see it in the Buds & roots. Can’t wait to read you “Rosebud” magazine and keep up the amazing work you’ve all done on research and Development, we can’t thank you enough. Happy growin and collect those pink slips from the “Good ole boys or shall I say ladies” cause they won’t have the balls for the Challenge.

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    Gabe again from Cali "THC Expo" June 25, 2009 at 7:21 pm #

    I would like to add, I had the pleasure to meet Big Mike and the crew, that was my goal when I went to the first ever “THC EXPO” in Cali., I could say Big Mike is just a passionate about his Nutrients, as we are with our passion to grow awesome Mary Jane. IF anyone out their has had the pleasure you know what I mean. thanks Big Mike.

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    Stefan June 26, 2009 at 4:59 pm #

    Mike I wanna just give you a big hug for all that you have done. I live by General Hydroponics and Hydro Farm I’m gonna walk up and down in front of their company and Promote Advanced nutrients send me a Advanced Nutrients Banner I will do this if not I will get rubber chickens and hang them off a stick. Mike I hear the anger I no what it feels like for people to turn there backs on you when they are afraid. I GOT TEARS IN MY EYES WHEN I WATCHED THIS. I wanna help stop all these store talking crap about your product I’m sick of all these hydro stores saying all this negitive stuff about the best nutrients in the world. And I think they wont take you up on it cause they know your the best and they are scared fucking chickens. You got my email I will help

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    Kush Nasty June 26, 2009 at 9:07 pm #

    If anyone steps up its suicide. Been using this stuff for a couple years now and nobody can come close. Did tests with same strain just different nutes and the final product didnt even come close to the one grown with advanced nutes. Go Big Mike!!!

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    CornHolio June 27, 2009 at 9:14 pm #

    Mike, First off good for you for standing up to these pieces of shit. It blows my mind that shady bullshit like that still goes on this day and age. It pisses me off that these greedy fucks are trying to squeeze you out of the business. They are scared to death of your superior products and are resorting to unfair and unethical tactics to try to save their sorry asses. After seeing your vid and hearing how dirty they were treating you it sickened me and I have sworn off of all their products. Of course you know they wont have the balls to challenge you as they would be cutting their own dicks off. I say its time you broke it off in their ass! Thanks for all your work and research to provide the world with the best nutes on the planet! I might open my own shop and carry your products exclusevely! Hang in there Mike!

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    Sam Fox June 28, 2009 at 12:32 am #

    Cool beans! I wanna see the results of the challenge, if the other guys even come out to respond.

    I had probs with the vid also. Every 2 seconds it stopped & started again. Took a while to get through it, but I made it!

    Go Big Mike! I know you can win!!

    medMUser AKA ZeroZero

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    J-Dawg June 28, 2009 at 10:49 am #

    How can I work for you Big Mike….? I’ve used your product and others and would love to help bring the pain to the greedy giants. I have worthy skills to offer.

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    Kevin June 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm #

    Now it will play for 4 mins 50 secs, it stops just as Mike is about to tell us why he cannot advertise like all the other big companies and then it stops again, I’m baggin my head wandering what Mike is about to say next, by the way I’ve never herd a bad word said about AN here in the UK.

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    mark June 29, 2009 at 6:54 pm #

    I’ll take the pepsi challenge…but then again I hate to lose. Cant say enough great things about AN products…the results speak volumes..i dont think Big Mike should have a problem with his challenge and I forsee a clean sweep of the competition..thats a fact jack!! Advance for life.

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    Doug June 29, 2009 at 9:00 pm #

    It’s so true about “Evil” or toes you’ve stepped on. My hydro store in Colorado does not advertise on their website nor catalog, but sells your product in store. I asked the owner why and he danced around the question..hmmmm. To me he sells in store because of demand of AN products. Keep on keepin’ on Big Mike!

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    kenneth coulter June 29, 2009 at 10:23 pm #

    Whats up Big Mike, I doubt they’re gonna respond to the challenge, no one wants to be a loser. Especially for a millon dollars or they’re company. lol If I can be of any assistance, shoot me an email. East Coast got ur back.. .

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    John Older Grower July 1, 2009 at 1:45 am #

    I’ve been growing utilizing hydroponics since 1989. I’ve used every ‘major label’ brand of nutrient on the market at one time or another. I’m here to tell you that AN products kick every other product on the shelves in the ass. AN is, hands down, the very best nutirent program available anywhere.

    You’re a smart guy, Mike. Your million dollar offer is a real ‘sucker bet’ because nobody else in the industry can possibly win it. I know it for a fact, I’ve used the rest and AN is head and shoulders above the crowd. Your offer is like shooting ducks in a barrel. It’s a ‘mismatch’ right out of the box. Like Mike Tyson stepping into the ring against a few old ladies.

    No contest!

    And I have to say; the results I’ve been getting since I switched to Connoseur are un-freaking-believeable! Thanks for a great product that does what it says it will. That’s rare in today’s ‘take the money and run’ retail market.

    I promise to be a loyal customer as long as your in business, Mike.

    Be at peace my friend, don’t let those assholes get to your head. You’re a better business man, and a better man, period.

    John (ufoman)

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    Caros Aguila July 1, 2009 at 7:01 pm #

    I agree with 101%…. I actually know the Good Ol’ Boys personally…. at first it was FEAR that drove their motives… then it was FINANCIAL RISK seeing a new competitor… now.. I think it’s just spite!…

    I just really wish there was more camaraderie in our industry, I must say to your credit, you didn’t start the Fire…but it needs to be flooded with water not gasoline.

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    rooster July 2, 2009 at 7:01 pm #

    Its obvious your commited to your product,a product I have not had a chance to experience yet. I was sold on AN some time ago. I like to research my investments. After all growing consumes massive commitment and dedication why settle for second best. I admire your cofidence and also enjoy being apart of a new adventure. You have my support. Looking forward to your new magazine

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    Ben July 2, 2009 at 8:49 pm #

    Hi Big Mike ,
    Im from Quebec , Canada and i have 30 yrs old .

    Some 8 year ago , im living in Montreal City , and there we have
    the famous Quebec Gold genetik ,m-39 strain you surely know .

    This genetik come from your laboraty for a growing contest for the nasa futur gardening many year ago did you remember ??This guy after win this contest , had going to montreal and he have give some of his best pratice to us . That is the story from the quebec gold grower there “only some professional like me know this ” .

    Your contest interest me samely if you are my liquid best choice for growing , but i don’t take your receipe . I have my receipe i think was better than 3 of your feeding chart . But this is my tips , and its working with some plants hum…im propose you this deal .

    Drop your milion dollard challenge to 200 000$ contest.
    We start with the same light equipment , and genetik at the same moment.
    I will grow in medium pro-mix , and i leave you the choice of your medium.
    We provide free video each day of the contest to public .
    I will run with my old guy receipe , and you have the choice of yours.
    Winner of the contest win 100 000$ from general hydroponic.
    Modification of genetic with nuclear ormone or whatever is not permited.
    Winner of the contest will automaticly sale his receipe to general hydroponic for 100 000$ that make a total of 200 000$ price for the winner.
    Winner will be the one who have the more weight total fruit .

    Im very happy to send you my appreciation for your excellent product ,
    all what you tell is real , nasa used your products on their lunar growing room.
    We are Quebec gold because General Hydroponic exist, and that i thanks you very much for this !!

    I have worked with many strain and “m-39” is never beatable. I don’t know what your scientific have do with this genetic but i look infinite atomic gene in the genetic that are very cool 😉

    I have do many contest there with friends bcause they think like you old boy , “Im the king -i have the beter stoff like rizotonic bull shit … ” but i never seen , never seen a one beat me with any other products , same with general .

    Im the king who have pratice with your nasa contest king , so i hope you can appreciate my offer , of deal me other think !

    Have a good week all general team and futur grower thit is the world top products you never could buy on another name.

    thanks you

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    CORY July 5, 2009 at 3:34 pm #


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    tintala July 6, 2009 at 10:43 pm #

    hi Big Mike,

    WOW! Mega information about the hydro industry! Who knew the conspiracies involved? Well good news is I am now using AN now need to know how to use it to my advantage. I really glad you are able to do nutrient research on medical cannabis. I love info like this, it’s pioneering the way.

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    tintala July 6, 2009 at 10:57 pm #

    at least AN is used on WEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Lisa July 7, 2009 at 2:17 am #

    GO GET EM’ BIG MIKE!!!!!!!! Dont let those assholes get to ya!!! their Just jealous of ya!! Keep us posted

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    Pam July 16, 2009 at 5:42 pm #

    Nice one Big Mike
    keep up the god, yes God work.EXPOSE those basterd and let the world know the truth.They have been robing us for too long.

    peace Pam.

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    simon in england July 27, 2009 at 4:18 am #

    ok im on your side big mike. using carboload terantula and sensizym.

    love your products so far .yea you got balls offering your 1000000 doller

    challange. your film has oppened my eyes .

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    Jay Nemoto September 10, 2009 at 11:06 am #

    ..aloha ‘big mike’..’n mahalo nui for listening to your ‘budz’ Eric’n Roy ‘n your ‘heart’..we absolutely love AN for the “TRUTH” it puts in their bottles..all one needs to do is use the product to experience the joy of seeing the ‘little green babies’ grow into beautiful..hard’n fat’n juicy ‘green lady nugz’..yep..everything about AN is excellent..we luv the Bud Candy..Nirvana..Gravity..Bushmaster..’n Snowstorm Ultra..what amazing “TRUTH” they are..!!!..again..mahalo nui my Canadian brahs..
    ..your dedicated brahs from San Clemente CA..ALOHA..

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    Lil' Mike September 24, 2009 at 9:02 am #

    Talkin’ bout the good ol’ boys. First off thanks Big mike for all you do for our community. I own and operate a “facility”. When I called Advanced Nutrients to inquire about a wholesale acct. so I could offer the best nutrients to my clients, they were more than helpful. And I am proud to say that I placed my first order at the beginning of the week and will be an authorized Advaced Nutrients dealer. So when it came to other supplies I’d hope to offer such as lighting and other necessary equipment, I contacted Hydrofarm and National Garden Wholesale (Sunlight Supply). Sunlight told me that they have fulfilled thier goals for distribution in my area. In my area you can count the Hydro stores the good ones anyway on one hand. Hydrofarm wants to play like they are your parents and tell you how to run your business. Right on the wholesale acct. application at the top it says, don’t commit to a specific location until we have contacted you due to having to many of our products concentrated in one geographic location. What?! I told them that I did not want to offer thier products if thats how they were going to be I want no part of it. Once again thank you Advanced Nutrients.

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    Jonah October 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm #

    hahaha right on mike love it love the story to brother kick there fucking ass

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    Nikita Fedorov January 14, 2010 at 11:40 pm #

    damn bro, you the man!

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    D January 15, 2010 at 9:32 am #

    It reminds me of The big 3 car companies and what they did to Tucker

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    Tom January 27, 2010 at 9:48 pm #

    I really hope someone takes the Challenge.But my guess is because they already show what cowards they are, we probbibly will never see it go thru. I hope I’m wrong!

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    Julian January 28, 2010 at 12:57 am #

    None of those pukes will ever take the challenge because they couldn,t ever take losing to you “mano e mano”.It’s just not in their nature,being cowards and all.Keep up the great work,Big Mike,you rule the nutrients world.

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    Don Greeno February 22, 2010 at 4:47 pm #

    Dear Mike,

    i am so impressed with your videos and tips and now the Challenge!!!! wow!
    my hat is off to your and all your products. We growers now know the difference in quality and nutes that give Results and it is a fact that yours DO!!!

    I don’t believe that any of your competitors will take you up on this challenge as they are too busy growing Tomatos and Cucumbers or Flowers and Strawberrys.

    The Medical Cannabis Community Needs a fair shake here. As a State Card holder myself, i know that growing the best Medicines possible is so important to me and a ton of others. This Medicine is vital to our healing and relief.

    Thank you from all of us out here that reley on your testing and findings that continue to bring the world the Finest Nutrients Available Today.

    all the best to you all


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    Superherbsmoker February 22, 2010 at 5:08 pm #

    Good luck with business, I hope you kick them in the nuts too!!

    BTW – this video is difficult to watch because it keeps stopping and loading every minute. I had to find your videos on Youtube so I can watch the whole thing through and not spend an hour to watch a 13 minute video.

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    Dave Wilson March 4, 2010 at 1:52 am #

    Hello Big Mike,
    I’m always glad to see the underdog prevail over the “evil powers that be”. I know that these “entities of sleaze” however, have no limits of how low they are willing to go. They absolve themselves by the rational of doing what’s best for the business. Nothing personal, just doing business.
    The way I understand this is that these big nutrient-fertilizer companies are trying to bully hydro stores into a boycott of your products or at least minimize shelf space and must not recommend Advanced Products. Screw ’em Mike.
    The internet and sites such as Ebay, ect. have proven that despite the resistance of “big business” to rule they can’t control the power over the NET. Great products sell themselves. Good Hydro stores serve the customer. It appears you’re living pretty good Mike. Don’t lower yourself into this fight with evil assholes, as evil begets evil. Remember when the big record companies thought that they ruled what music we would buy? The NET, turns out, was bigger and more powerful than they thought. Don’t worry Mike the growers will buy what is best for their crops and most of us have no problem buying it off the net. Good luck Mike and I’ll be glad to recieve any samples of your products.
    Dave in OK.

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    jay March 16, 2010 at 8:17 pm #

    well i am a first time med grower that built my entire system (areoponic) from the ground up , i only used basic micro,grow,bloom, i used 1200watt of t-5 power from start to finish , and i must say for my first indoor go of 2 plants (green crack strain) i pulled 13 oz of some stick icky wicky meds , for the first go it was a complex and hard to learn but it did the job ,
    love to see what a first time grower with other nuts could do with one of my systems and competitions juices
    your product does the job and if a first time indoor guy can pull 13 oz from 2 plants you must be on to something

    PS better bottles please knocked over micro with lid on tight and destroyed my carpet due to bad caps

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    lauerdadd May 27, 2010 at 10:25 pm #

    I bought a sunlight system thinking it was good, after hearing big Mike I can’t believe the crap they spew. Let a man make a living you don’t have a monopoly. It is free enterprise. I cant wait to use the ph perfect. Keep kicking there ass big Mike.

    Where can I find a light that is not from the good ol boys? Im taking this piece of shit back.

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    Keith June 2, 2010 at 12:48 pm #

    I thought u already kicked their asses a while back with the Berlin grow?

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    Rob June 9, 2010 at 11:14 am #

    Go Advanced Nutrients!

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    Higzy January 29, 2014 at 8:50 pm #

    As of this moment, this is one of my favourite videos of all time.

    How can anyone not like this man? Way to go, Mike!

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